Hi there all you good and kind people. The topic for today rant is life is not easy. Well nothing in this life is easy if you think about it. We all are being tested day by day. With our family, friends, works, study etc.
I took this personality test when I was an undergrad like 3 times and the answer remain the same :Perfect Melancholy. The dominant traits: pessimistic, perfectionist and melancholic. One hell of combination..don't you think so? Maybe these are the culprits responsible for my life to be more difficult and mess up.
Many people say don't be upset with your life because they are other people out there who are in worse condition than you. By the age of 20 finally this advise makes sense to me but still they don't stop me from bitching and ranting and cursing how terrible my life is.
A couple months ago I discovered FML that allow people to share how mess up their life are. But not to rant or being angry. Would you believe the objective this website is to show to everyone that their life isn't that bad and some mess up stuff in our life can be humour to others. We are not to laugh at others misery or bad luck but they make us feel if not a lot, at least a little grateful is enough that our life is not as suck as them. So here I wanna share some stories from this site.
Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on top of a Ferris wheel with a beautiful view. As soon as I pull out the ring, the cart jolted, causing me to drop it. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my bestfriends elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
1 comments:
hahahahhaa...FYL
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